By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells

When you work for Black Ops Social Services, there's never a slow day at the office. Maybe today's the day the clockwork receptionist's evil gears will kick in. Maybe the office supplies will vote to go on strike. Maybe a mad scientist will escape the facility and go on a high fashion funkadelic rampage.
But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of topless mud-wrestling, the staff of Project Skin Horse will get the job done.
Civil service style.